But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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