Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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