who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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