That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I think I just sharted jello shots
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