Soap is not a condiment
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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