And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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