And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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