I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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