Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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