i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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