Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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