it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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