they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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