But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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