I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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