whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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