Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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