Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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