I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we made out on top of his cat.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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