Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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