He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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