What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
