My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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