So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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