all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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