..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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