I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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