Im at strip club and am horny
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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