White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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