the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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