Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Never underestimate the power of titties
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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