ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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