he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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