I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
