TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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