There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you told grandpa to call you daddy
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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