What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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