Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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