I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You work out of a Hotel?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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