amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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