Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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