Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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