yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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