I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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