Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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