The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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