I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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