He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
