Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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