You surviving the open bar?
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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