I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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